Fucking newts


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Newt-fucking (or at least one newt’s attempt to get laid) was to be the central plot point in a cancelled Pixar film originally scheduled for release in 2011. Maybe Disney didn’t think audiences were ready for those bulbous, swollen foot pads and days-long copulation sequences.


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The first thing that came to mind was that Gussie Fink-Nottle would have been impressed…


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Not what I’d call ‘fucking’- these newts have from a few hours to several days of foreplay, after which the male ejaculates onto the ground and pushes the female into it.

Other newt species manage to have sex with almost no physical contact at all:


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Ossie Prosser would be scandalized.


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“…ejaculates onto the ground and pushes the female into it.”

And yet if I do this, I get in trouble.


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