Generic 2018 U.S. Election Cycle Recycling Bin

10 years ago, that would have been an Onion photoshop. Now it’s just Thursday.

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Somebody brought this up on another message board and I would looooove to hear your opinions.

So…what’s everyone’s opinion on Trump’s inaugural address? Presidential or full on Trump with a conspiracy theory through in?

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Both, I predict. I think he’ll play it totally straight, going for Presidential, and then it’ll devolve as he spins everything into the crazy-made-up-facts zone, and will make some gasp-inducing statements about foreign policy and destroying Obamacare as a bone to his fans.

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He can’t even keep a covers band.

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Surprise, surprise!

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That gave me a much-needed chortle of delight this morning!

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No worries, the replacement is solid:

And it’s very convenient too since he’s also writing the inaugural address.

(This is the second time I’ve posted this video on BBS. I’m very sorry.)

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Oh, but that’s the fake news. The president-in-four-days said so.

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This picking a cabinet lark is going well.

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This reminds me of a shoop I saw in a comment on io9:

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I can’t make this shit up.

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I wish you were making it up.

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I wish much of the past few months were some sort of twisted virtual reality simulation.

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Will you please wake up so we can get back to normal?!?

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Scalps unable to shift tickets to Trump inauguration

“Nobody wants to buy them,” Rosenberg told The News. “It looks like I’m stuck with them, I might even have to go.”

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/scalpers-losing-money-tickets-trump-inauguration-article-1.2947620?cid=bitly

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https://www.sadtrombone.com/

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Good. I hate them. It’s nearly impossible to pay face for most major concerts now.

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I have a (very minor) brain tumor and have been trying to convince myself that this is all a hallucination that’ll get patched up soon. My wife has been telling me I’m not hallucinating, but I think that’s also part of the hallucination.

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I don’t intend to find out. I’m doing everything I possibly can to avoid the whole event.

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