Gentleman snake

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Ron Mondo, brother of Don.

“Lookit me! I’m fancy! Howdy-do, Howdy do…”

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I’m a hipster snake! Bet you weren’t ready for that!

Hog-nosed corn snake? Only way I can figure they got that mustache to stay put.

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Quick, somebody check out it’s ass!

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I snapped this rattlesnake one day out in the desert. See his little mustache? (Photo cropped, no other edits.)

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I’m so prettah!

just popped up in my feed

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…why don’t you go where fashion sitsssss? Puttin’ on the Ritzzsssssss.

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I didn’t even know snakes HAD hips!

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Optimized for skinny jeans. Heavily optimized.

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I’m reminded of this motherf****** gentleman.

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Bob Fosse, I presume?..

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“Gentleman” snake? Isn’t he required to have done something either dumb-ass or unsavory to be referred to as a gentleman in the headline?

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Florida Snake?

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huh. Only a little more obnoxious than this “Gentleman”

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Cobra Chaplin

Believe me, find yourself alone in a room with that snake…? He’s no gentleman!

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(TF2 shibboleth I guess.)

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Well, at least he’s not all arms like that last guy – he was a real octopus!

 

No, really - he was an octopus.

 

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