Gentleman snake


#1

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#2

Ron Mondo, brother of Don.


#3

“Lookit me! I’m fancy! Howdy-do, Howdy do…”


#4

I’m a hipster snake! Bet you weren’t ready for that!


#5

Hog-nosed corn snake? Only way I can figure they got that mustache to stay put.


#6

Quick, somebody check out it’s ass!


#7

I snapped this rattlesnake one day out in the desert. See his little mustache? (Photo cropped, no other edits.)


#8

I’m so prettah!

just popped up in my feed


#9

…why don’t you go where fashion sitsssss? Puttin’ on the Ritzzsssssss.


#10

I didn’t even know snakes HAD hips!


#11

Optimized for skinny jeans. Heavily optimized.


#12

I’m reminded of this motherf****** gentleman.


#13

Bob Fosse, I presume?..


#14

“Gentleman” snake? Isn’t he required to have done something either dumb-ass or unsavory to be referred to as a gentleman in the headline?


#15

Florida Snake?


#16

huh. Only a little more obnoxious than this “Gentleman”


#17

Cobra Chaplin


#19

Believe me, find yourself alone in a room with that snake…? He’s no gentleman!


#20

(TF2 shibboleth I guess.)


#21

Well, at least he’s not all arms like that last guy – he was a real octopus!

 

No, really - he was an octopus.