Ron Mondo, brother of Don.
“Lookit me! I’m fancy! Howdy-do, Howdy do…”
I’m a hipster snake! Bet you weren’t ready for that!
Hog-nosed corn snake? Only way I can figure they got that mustache to stay put.
Quick, somebody check out it’s ass!
I snapped this rattlesnake one day out in the desert. See his little mustache? (Photo cropped, no other edits.)
I’m so prettah!
just popped up in my feed
…why don’t you go where fashion sitsssss? Puttin’ on the Ritzzsssssss.
I didn’t even know snakes HAD hips!
Optimized for skinny jeans. Heavily optimized.
I’m reminded of this motherf****** gentleman.
Bob Fosse, I presume?..
“Gentleman” snake? Isn’t he required to have done something either dumb-ass or unsavory to be referred to as a gentleman in the headline?
Florida Snake?
huh. Only a little more obnoxious than this “Gentleman”
Cobra Chaplin
Believe me, find yourself alone in a room with that snake…? He’s no gentleman!
(TF2 shibboleth I guess.)
