Gentleman attempts to use rattlesnake as weapon


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#2

What not to say to a fellow criminal during a dispute over stolen valuables:

“Hey, give me that diamond back!”


#3

Derivative. Tarantino did it already in Kill Bill vol 2.


#4

Must have been a high level Slythern. Ssssthshhhthissslllll


#5

Bah. Wodehouse, 1914. Cobra down the chimney.

http://www.online-literature.com/pg-wodehouse/3305/


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#7

I haven’t read the article, but I suppose it starts with “Florida man…”

amirite?


#8

“I’ve had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!”
(uttered after a session of integral calculations in Euclidean geometry)


#9

Conan Doyle, 1892. Swamp adder through an air vent.


#10

Cleopatra, suicide by asp, 30BC.

Also.

http://www.californiaherps.com/films/grouppages/snakesusedasweapons.html


#11

Is something wrong with this quote? I just keep reading it over and over again, victim attempted to use a venomous snake to kill or injure his victim. I don’t understand, who was the victim?

Is he the victim?


#12

What went wrong? did the target have a bigger snake?


#13

Or the wannabe attacker forgot to flip the snake’s safety.


#14

Are we certain that he wasn’t a drow priestess?


#15

I guess he does have a bit of a “Snake” look about him, though Kurt Russell definitely did a better job managing that hair.


#16

As opposed to gentleman Larry of Oracle of California, who has turned Java into malware for installing other malware.

I was just watching a presentation in front of a large crowd where the presenter needed java to run his presentation and under time pressure unwittingly installed yahoo toolbar. On the huge projector for all to see. Oh the shame.


#17

I’ll see your snake reference and raise you a poster.


#18

Everybody take a Franklenator


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