Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/01/25/gentleman-ticketed-for-driving.html
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Also if you are gonna have a skeleton ride shotgun. Get a full one. No disguising it. Just set it up like a normal passenger and enjoy the reactions from the normals as that is way better fun than trying to cheat your way into the HOV lanes.
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If this is the weirdest thing that happened in Zonie Land that day, well that’s a good day, indeed.
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No seatbelt violation? That bungee cord isn’t going to protect Skeletor at highway speeds!
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Poor Skeletor… he was just trying to do his bit for the environment by carpooling with a co-worker… looks like he got the short end of the stick yet again!
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“He wasn’t like that when we left, officer!”
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I would have declared religious freedoms as a Necromancer-American.
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When I an adjunct at a community college, they asked me to teach a class that started at 6:30 pm. I said, “only if you get me an inflatable doll!” and they seemed very taken aback.
I live in Portland OR and the college is across the river in WA. The only bridge is Interstate 5, which has an HOV lane at rush hour. Without a passenger, I could leave at 4 pm and get there by 6, or I could leave at 6 and get there a bit past 6:30. I’d tried it for one term, and wasn’t about to do it again.
One advantage of being a ordinary-seeming white middle-aged woman is that I can entertain myself by startling people with strange remarks. (I did explain to them why I’d – in an alternate universe – do it with a doll.)
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“My buddy here started off just sick but I’ve been driving around looking for an in-network healthcare provider.”
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I’d forgotten about that! Robot chicken was/is awesome.
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Probably it causes brain damage, but it is soooo funny!
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In Arizona, you get off easy with a ticket. Had the trooper been able to discern the skeleton’s original skin color…
“No, officer. He’s just dying to get to work.”
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And put the skeleton in the driver seat. Let him get the ticket.
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Tired of turning into a skeleton on your daily commute?
Take the train and avoid the deadly specter of the forever traffic jam…
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