Originally published at: Gentleman who bears striking resemblance to Rudy Giuliani recorded shaving himself at JFK restaurant table | Boing Boing
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It only looks like he’s shaving. That razor hides a satellite link to his Russian handlers.
I don’t care who it is, that’s absolutely nasty. People are eating there for god’s sake.
The only reason I doubt it’s Rudy is because he wasn’t captured clipping his toenails after he shaved.
I dunno. I took a still (see below) from the video and it really is hard to deny the resemblance.
Everyone knows that there aren’t any restrooms in airports.
Also - he was out of pepper.
Too bad. Toe jam on toast is the best.
In the “Delta Sky Club Lounge” no less. Because a man of Giuliani’s social standing wouldn’t want to be forced to mingle with the uncultured masses.
Bad vid quality, but it sure does look like him…
Rappaport is and always has been a mensch.
but I’m confused about his avatar pic. is he playing an 80s pro-wrestler in an upcoming role?
The only reason I’m skeptical this is actually Rudy is that I’m surprised that he would be paying ANY attention to personal hygiene.
Can’t wait for his eventual sponsorship deal with Manscaped
Or cosplaying as the Tiger king?
And yet not quite as creepy as the dripping hair dye. Better to cut the grey sideburns than to dye them. Maybe he is old enough now to start learning grooming.
Heartened to know Rapaport is a normal person. From the characters he plays (always slightly a beat behind), I would’ve thought he was a MAGAist.
Four Seasons Total Manscaping?
He’s not shaving. He’s vibratorily treating the underlayment to prevent slouching off of the ghoul-skin.