He can’t just give it back because he laundered the money. 
(rimshot!)
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The RCMP also seized four gold pucks — roughly the diameter of golf balls with a total value of $27,278.84 — from Lawrence’s bank safe-deposit box on March 11, 2015, the ruling detailed.
Gold also has a density of about 19.3 g/cc, so if the largest one (264g) was a sphere, it would be about 13.7 cc, or about 2.4 cm in diameter (about an inch).
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oh - so a bit uncomfortable, but totally doable. cough
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Hahaha that phrase always reminds me of the movie Christmas Vacation.
Ruby Sue: Rocky bit my thumb. Him’s nervous.
Clark: Nervous or excited?
Ruby Sue: Shittin’ bricks.
Clark: You shouldn’t use that word.
Ruby Sue: Sorry. Shittin’ rocks
There’s probably a joke about following the rainbow to to ass full of gold. But I leave it to better joke smiths.
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It’s a matter of sufficient motivation. Or so I’ve heard.
I do not want to be the cashier who has to take his repayment after he removes it from the safe keeping of his “wallet”.
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hmmmmmmmm…
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Need I say it?
I pity the fool…
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Fuck’s sake, if you’re determied to nick gold, and you’re going to stick it up your own arse, being so squeamish as to need latex gloves means you deserve to get caught. And, as for Vaseline, in the immortal words of Katie Price, ‘just spit on it’.
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Actually, he can repay them in gold. Just might take a long, long time.
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“My name is Doody Galore.”
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And once again AliExpress has beaten everyone to the punch who was going to license and market the “puck” idea…
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Literally
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He ruled
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Well, that stinks!
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