George Zimmerman: I am a victim, a fallen soldier, Christlike

Well the best example of political correctness is of course religion, where every aspect of expression is tightly regulated and chronic outrage is mandatory.

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I don’t recall that term being used in connection with Zimmerman either and who cares if it was? The guy is not guilty or innocent because of his race. The only people I ever saw mention Zimmerman’s race were people defending Zimmerman, as if it mattered. E.g. ā€œHe can’t be a racist because he’s part hispanic,ā€ which is about the most irrelevant and stupid commentary ever. Anything Obama said about it is also totally irrelevant.

The dude admitted to shooting an unarmed kid. People bringing Zimmerman’s race or Obama into the discussion are just trying to deflect from that simple, undeniable fact.

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Chrsit-like as when Jesus said ā€œSuffer the little children come to unto me that I might light them up.ā€

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Aside from the question of how one ā€œkills fuckā€ (unless, you know, he/she is really a fatty fat fat), the theological interpretation I remember from one of the days I didn’t sneak out of Sunday school is that because God created us, when he kills us it isn’t murder.

Yeah, I know. It made me feel slightly drunk at the time too.

It’s on the census form, many other government forms, school forms, etc.

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Dang it! I’ve already awarded the internet for today to someone else, and here you come with this pitch-perfect coinage.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the juxtaposition of ā€œrationalā€ with those two polarizing and polar opposites as a rhetorical device. I’ve had either to much or or too little homebrew at this time for enlightenment.

But I’m going to chew on the idea until I get something out of it.

Respect to you also!

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My God orders me to kill every day. Lucky for you, I’m an atheist, though every so often, I am tempted to embrace faith.

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This is a simple misunderstanding:

In the sentence [quote]I, the LORD, your God, command you to kill the living fuck out of thine enemies and blowest them to tiny bits.[/quote] the words ā€œliving fuckā€ are an adverbial phrase which modifies the verb ā€œto kill.ā€

No fucks are threatened. This is an injunction to commit killing in a particularly thorough way.

This grammar lesson was brought to you by my tenth grade English teacher who would be astounded to learn that I remembered this, and horrified at how I applied it.

Note: no mockingbirds were harmed in the typing of this post.

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Not believing you until you produce a theologically correct sentence diagram.

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BoingBoing, FUCK YOU for allowing a post that says a ā€œrational societyā€ would murder Zimmerman or any damn one else. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! That this post actually made it up on BoingBoing or stayed up for more than a minute once it did…well…FUCK YOU! Rational societies do not advocate murder. BTW, did I say ā€œFUCK YOU!ā€?

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I know there’s a lot of outrage directed at this remark, but I took it as a tongue-in-cheek reference to a Hannibal Lecter quote from Thomas Harris’ novel Red Dragon:

ā€œAny rational society would either kill me or give me my books.ā€

Later adapted in the film version to

ā€œA rational society would either kill me or put me to some use.ā€

So everybody chill a little, maybe.

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Chill? Here? Dream on!

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Zimmerman is white? Looks kinda Hispanic to me.

Mind you, if he was, he’d probably have gotten the chair.

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The apologetic line of garbage in my family growing up was ā€œgod is morality. He doesn’t have to follow any rules because what he does is always right.ā€ At least that’s when I kept bringing up the book of Job and pointing out that god’s betting with satan, but god says it’s a sin to gamble. Also all that stuff where god tosses a righteous man to the devil for his own pride’s sake… And a number of other things.

I was 8. My dad eventually threatened to make me live with the bastard atheist family down the street if I didn’t shut up about it.

I’m an atheist now. That’ll show him to try to teach me garbage :wink:

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Darn, there goes my Invulnerable Ignorance :frowning:

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Who are you to tell ME to ā€œdream onā€?!!!

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Inconceivable!

After years of playing Sims and Civ games, I totally understand the manic of the building stages and favoritism of one tribe that’s located in the center of the map.


p.s. fuck the child killer though.

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Am pretty sure that the church has gotten around this for ages by going, hey, it sez murder. Killing is a whole nother thing.

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Too bad you didn’t take him up on it. Sounds like you were forced to grow up with verbal and emotional abuse to me.

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