Germophobe's dream: keychain fob opens door handles, flicks light switches

By definition, if he’s in heaven he won’t have to live without them.

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Please don’t.

I love this!

A surprising number of public bathrooms have automatic-flush toilets but still make you touch the faucet and towel dispenser and doorknob. The toilet is the last of those things that ought to be automated.

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Germophobe’s nightmare: fobs all the way down.

All of the automated faucets I encounter are calibrated so I end up accidentally touching some other surface in the process of trying to make them turn on. And then the faucets automatically turn off at 1/3rd of the way through a perfunctory hand washing.

As long as they set up an automatic soap dispenser (and the faucet knobs are flaps I don’t have to grasp to turn), they can leave the faucet as is. :laughing: I’ll use the soap as a protective barrier for turning the faucet on. :octopus:

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My daughter is kinda like this. Constantly washes her hands, but lives in garbage and eats stuff that’s worse. Basically, I’m related to a raccoon.

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