Reduce exposure to germ-prone surfaces with this tool's brass material

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/05/02/reduce-exposure-to-germ-prone.html

So is it made of aluminum or brass?

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Ignoring how everyone seems to want to profit off a machined piece of brass or copper, how is this supposed to handle round doorknobs?

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Welcome to BoingBoing, folks!

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So many questions. Like what do you do with this after it touches a surface?

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“made of brass” and “aluminum construction”.
I see no red flags here.

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Throw it away and get a new one?

I have to say it sounds like a poorly designed sex toy.

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Not too unlike the one posted a week or so ago.

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Not sure how I missed that. Some of those comments are great.

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If we can get 60 to 80 percent of the population infected with one of these openers, then the Rnaught will drop below 1 and these ads will disappear.

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Don’t even think about using a stick.

You’re thinking about it, aren’t you?

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Make your own, better one…

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Or the two other ones available from the BoingBoing Store. Sigh.

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I’m just going to buy one of these.

An added plus is that it could also help me get the last pack of toilet paper in Costco away from those damned needy senior citizens.

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Fancy Brass Tool

We’re so sorry / Fancy brass tool

We’re so sorry we’re not buying anything

We’re so sorry / Fancy brass tool

But the template’s on the table and you’re so eeeeeeeeasily reverse engineered …

(Nyaaaaah, nyaaaah, nyah nyah nyah nyah …)

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Finglongerator! Only $22!

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Conjoined twin Mickey Mice.

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Can BoingBoing start a Patreon so they can disentangle themselves from these hucksters?

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Who knew that yesterday’s thugs were so thoughtful? Using antimicrobial metal… Ahead of their time.

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The OP looks like another boring version of the same thing we’ve seen all over. This Indiegogo seems to be more viable than most of the copy cat pack pricey metal pokey sticks because it actually retracts, keeping (hopefully) the germs inside:

“Estimated delivery September 2020”

Never mind… :thinking:

People would probably safer just using something disposable.

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