Get 3 high-end colognes for just $34.99


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/10/14/get-3-high-end-colognes-for-ju.html


#2

OK boingboing, OK. I get it. You hate blog view. You don’t want me to use it anymore. So just take it away already and stop with the passive-aggresive layout shenanigans.


#3

did you not know that ascii is the one true way to read the main site?

ETA : hey @beschizza the blog view is b0rk3d. I just checked and the trampoline puppy is taking up all the space.


#4

I’ll miss Rob’s shoops, but I’ll have to go that route if blog view continues as bork view like it’s been for the last month or so.


#5

Apply 3 high-end colognes directly to your screen and will all be fine!!!


#6

Are you saying I smell bad?


#7

There’s a main site?


#8

distinctive?


#9

Pungent?


#10

They might be fantastic, but I just can’t buy ‘high end’ cologne without smelling it first.

Sadly, despite the name, “Bawston & Tucker” isn’t sold in stores anywhere near Boston, looks like.


#11

Please use it sparingly.

Signed,

The Whole World


#12

it must be super high end, it’s so exclusive that i’ve never heard of it.


#13

No shit. I wouldn’t buy a $2 air freshener if I hadn’t smelled it first.


#14

what we need now is smelly internet… :slight_smile:

something like a slab of metal that was sold on a sellers tv channel (qvc)


#15

Well, okay, but only because they’re “high-end”.


#16

Can anyone recommend a cologne that doesn’t smell like the same scents I wore in junior high 30 years ago? Why do men still wear that crap?

This product seems like the right direction, but no way of knowing.


#17

But I’m also a unique guy too. The kind of guy who likes to have his own special scent. Not to smell like every other guy. I like to have my own, individual odor. That’s why I wear tuna fish sandwich. I put a tuna fish sandwich under each arm. Maybe one or two behind the ears. I don’t smell like any other guy. And it’s economical too because the smell lasts four or five days. —Steve Martin


#18

Maybe they send out sample cards.


#19

The three types of Cologne are: Whiskey, Delta, and Romeo!


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