Get the Mueller Decoder, and decipher his cryptic statements!

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/06/05/get-the-mueller-decoder-and-d.html

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH the Mueller Decoder can decipher Robert Mueller’s cryptic statements, revealing his actual conclusions about Trump!

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Translate this:

TrumpDicksInFace

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I’d like to see that but with thousands of big floppy dicks whacking Hair Twittler in the gob, maybe one sticks in his pie hole, temporarily shutting it the fuck up.

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Best I can do:

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Fox News Headline: Total Exoneration for Trump! Mueller findings implicate Hillary Clinton!

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I’ll wait until the movie version comes out

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Didn’t expect to see a chihuahua teabagging drumph today!

Thank you, internet!

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What do we know so far?

The report implicates trump in a range of obstruction crimes.

AG won’t release the rest of the report.

AG and Trump have lied about the content of the report.

sigh, only if there was something constitutional we could do about this…

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.win!!!

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I wish these were funny. (It’s not the comic’s fault)

This jolly scene could be what was ‘served’ to Trump – sort of a pre-Russsoskank hors d’oeuvre – prior to the piss party. Bon Appe-freak.

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