Mueller Report: EXCLUSIVE early copy of Bill Barr's redacted version, in full

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/04/16/mueller-report-here-is-an-exc.html

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Don’t tell me, that wall of redactobricks is actually a valid perl program that connects me directly to Qanon.

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Weren’t the redacted parts supposed to be color coded?

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That’s more than I expected to see.

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Bill Barr’s redacted version of “A Tale of Two Cities”

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Going to need our decoder glasses to get through all that!

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If I scroll through that fast enough, it says “Hillary Did It”.

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Black redactions are parts that incriminate the president.

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Backwards it says “Obama did it”.

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That’s a fairly simple code - the clear text reads:

“The entire Trump family is a criminal cartel owned by Putin. Trump also has brain worms.”

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I’ll wait for the interpretive dance version.

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I came here for the Mueller Report and it looks like all you have here is the audio transcript of the Pee Tapes. Sad!

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This is as funny and lazy as the Hordor autobiography. At least make your greeking paragraphs each unique before redacting them. :confused:

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I was expecting from the title, for it to be almost all blacked out text, with randomly interspersed clear words and letters spelling out “Mr. Trump iS innoceNt of EVerything and DemoCrats are PoOpyHeads”

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Boing Boing is turning into Buzzfeed. UGH

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Hodor! Hodor.

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They haven’t posted any wildly inaccurate quizzes about which Gilmore Girls character you are based on which of these things you hate the least yet.

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