Gimp suit accidentally bought


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#2

I knew it, Mersanta is REAL!!!


#3

MerSanta is fully prepared for global warming and the melting of the north pole.


#4

This awesome picture is not quite complete without a trident.


#5

“Accidentally.” Mmm-hmm.


#6

I’ll accept this merman, but only under the conditions of crown, trident, and perhaps some beard-seaweed.


#7

He just got the address mixed up. One for the wife, one for the girlfriend.


#8

Exactly. He just outgrew his old one.


#9

The Old Man from the Sea


#10

But the sirens began to sound when he showed his daughter Piroska who informed him he had mistakenly bought a gimp costume instead.

And another merman faces the uncomfortable suspicion that his daughter may be leading a secret life he doesn’t wholly approve of.


#11

“Now I become a merman. Cannot be a mermaid, I am not shaving off my beard of forty years, even for this!”

Not entirely related (also NSFW).


#12

He should have just borrowed his son’s

Edit to add his cat:


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