Giraffe, disgusted at taste of human, kicks it in the face

"But it can’t be harassment…I love giraffes!" Er, no. You see, that giraffe did not invite you to touch it and (hello?) the fence is there because the giraffe, Henry Vilas Zoo and pretty much the entire City of Madison wants you to stay the hell out of there. Was I the only one who noticed the similarity between her argument about why she shouldn’t have to pay the fine and what some people say after they’ve been accused of sexual harassment?