Giuliani says the "attack" slap on his back was so severe that the "reverberations" nearly knocked over the woman standing beside him

Why not just say that guy tested nukes on his back and he needs the full might the the US Military to strike at the heart of this five fingered menace

Such half measures, Goulie

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It’s like Rudy has come to the realization that an assassination attempt is actually a form of flattery; but too late to actually have a real shot at one and desperately fishing for compliments.

I’m sure if he washes his hands before handling food it will be all right.

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“Tunguska-no-juitsu!”

(Don’t know why ninjas always have to call out exactly which attack they’re using.)

Serious injury list? Are you fucking kidding me?

Number eighteen in 1988, Charlie Babbitt squeezed and pulled and hurt my neck in 1988.

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