Go out with a bang using this handheld cremation cannon

Well in that case you could always ask them to add some bird- or buckshot to the cannon to make sure the job gets done the way you want it to! :smiley:

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a fitting send-off for one’s best chum?

What does this achieve that can’t be better done with half a tonne of high explosives - or is that just for beached whales?

Shoot, if you’re going in that direction, why half-ass it? Might as well fill the canon with something really nasty - asbestos, dioxin, anthrax, nerve agent…

Wait. Are you saying this isn’t a Saturday Night Live sketch?

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I was responsible for my best friends last wishes.

He wanted to placed in the water where he boated in Michigan and in the Gulf off the Florida coast. I researched the best way because I didn’t want to wear my best friend.

We found these really cool biodegradable containers with a bag that dissolved. The container floated for a bit and as soon as the bag dissolved it made a beautiful cloud in the water and than dissipated. In Michigan it’s a tad illegal to spread remains in the water but everyone does it.

In Florida we chartered a 36 foot sailboat and went 3 miles out at sunset. As the box dissolved a dolphin swam past.

I know a couple people that did not compensate for the wind and got their loved one sprayed back in their face, this canon is silly but if it makes a difficult time easier, have at it.

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Wha…?

Bet you could build one of these for a lot less:
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There are lots of designs for Potato Cannons, using various propulsion methods other than CO2 cartridges… and flames shooting out of the barrel would be a bonus display.


I will gladly spend the $375. to launch the remains of a certain orange individual
in a red hat, into the proper receptacle~

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$375 for a one time use seems like a lot of $$$… even for mom’s precious cremains. sorry mom.

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gross but funny

It’s not a one time use and I’ll bet it could be used for other stuff, not sure what but for 375 I’d find another use.

I do like the warning, shooting your already dead person into the air may also cause you to need to be shot in the air so buy extra overpriced cartridges.

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