As always, Australia can better your wildlife hazard- they have a golf course with sharks.
That 15th hole is just evil. Any hint of a slice and theyâre waiting for you. I normally hit a long iron off the tee cause Iâm not accurate enough to avoid them.
Anyway, you donât have to be able to run faster than the gator to be safe.
You just have to be able to run faster than your caddie.
âCough it up ya dirty bastard!â
I used to live on a golf course with a gator in the water trap for Hole 4.
There was a local park which had a pond chock full of gators and turtles, and we could take the paddleboat out into their section of the pond. It was a lot of fun. No issues; they are not very frisky creatures. The only time there was an issue in this pond was when some dude got the bright idea to go swimming n the lake (alcohol may have been a factor). The gators have powerful strong tails and dude got bitchslapped into the bank. Think his leg was broken. And then just to make sure that no other idiots thought this was a good idea, he was slapped with a $1000 fine for being stupid enough to ignore the âno swimmingâ signs.
Gators rock!
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