Strikes! Strikes everywhere! (Ha)
(Yeah yeah, not technically a strike I guess, but I’m letting my joke stand. 
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I can’t wait to see the wailing and gnashing of teeth from certain corners of the internet over this one.
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How can their be global warming when my peach just got frozen?!
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I guess the American Way just ain’t what it used to be.
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He got built back better.
Oh wait, maybe that’s the Bionic Man reboot?
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What would the Bionic Man look like if Joe Manchin were on the medical staff? “Why are we spending $6 million on this guy if he’s not even going to be able to roll coal when he runs?”
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“And can’t we make it so that his power supply is, you know, actual coal?”
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I’m not sure if you should be making fun of President Manchin.
That asshole needs a slap down. Upset that Bernie wrote an oped? Buckle up chucklefuck. Off committees - cut funds to West Virginia- and as the district owns the marina where your houseboat is moored and where you live in dc - evict you.
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Shame if anything would happen to your boat…
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Well that’s your problem, right there.
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Did they mean to write “incarnation?”
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Incarceration?
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The body is merely a prison for the spirit, I guess?
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Incarnation does have a high cost and should be avoided if at all possible.
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Oohhh. Nice. That could work on my mythical houseboat.
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