Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/06/01/goose-vs-scoreboard.html
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Too bad there wasn’t a kid with a catcher’s mitt! Can I keep it, dad?
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I almost feel bad for the goose, even knowing that all geese are bastards.
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Honk if you hate baseball.
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This story got better. When the goose crash landed in the stands, someone ran to its attention and scooped it up like she knew exactly what she was doing. She did: she was a veterinarian! (Who happened to be a Tigers fan at the game.) She took it to a vet hospital and it recovered fine.
The next day the Tigers had her on the pregame, gave her a gift basket, and invited her to throw the first pitch.
The whole incident was basically the team marketer’s dream.
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Um, he failed to touch the base when he rounded second.
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That’s a good cover story for having lost control over a secret robot goose drone.
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Wild goose chase.
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I am SO HAPPY that the commentator said “Oh the poor thing”. For some reason hearing empathy at a sports event makes me happy.
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There was a goose at Yankee Stadium for years.
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They should’ve yelled, " Goose, goose, DUCK!"
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