Women pretends to faint to see how her geese would react

Originally published at: Women pretends to faint to see how her geese would react - Boing Boing

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Wells Fargo needed geese.

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The link to the turkey/cats video is busted

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Remember, these are the ancestors of dinosaurs. They weren’t concerned for the human, but rather determining whether this new food source would put up a fight or was ready to eat. :t_rex::bellhop_bell::laughing:

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Have a GIF:

turkeys

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I fell down the stairs last week and sat there for a moment afterward trying to pull things together. I was pleased when my dog came running over to check on me.

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This is where the choose your own adventure goes either to a Pixar story or an Asylum horror movie.

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“She’s down! Take her keys!”

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Hope you’re allright!!! :astonished:

Mom had a dramatic fall after taking a fence during a lesson. “My” school horse (who loved mom, too), without my even asking went trotting right over to make sure she was okay (broke her fucking shoulder!). He gently gave her a good sniffing and much sympathy, while her horse went running around the ring like a lunatic.

A good horse immediately puts on the brakes and stays nearby when they lose their rider.

He’d become friends with the horse she was riding, but after that, he acted like he wanted to bite or kick him whenever he saw him.

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Did she find the only people sized area in the field not covered in goose poo?

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Actual translation of honking: “FLESH, BRETHREN! FLESH FOR ALL!”

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Ah, Uruk are bipedal geese. This fits.

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