… BIG FUZZY DOWSING RODS 
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I agree with that 100%. Sniffer dogs can be retrained. No need to retire them. A dog’s nose is an amazing thing.
Plus remember, importing Marijuana for sale is still illegal at least in Massachusetts anyway.
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Is it really? Drug dogs are pure fraud exhibiting clever Hans effect. They are just to intimidate people and to give an excuse to harass people.
So get rid of them and don’t replace them. Offer their handlers one year of dog food and they are allowed to bring doggo home. Saves money. Spend it on something useful instead. Related to drugs like addiction services, injection centres, free drug testing at events. Anything but coppers.
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I always find dowsing rods funny because, in Ireland at least, they are 100% accurate. Point a stick downwards and dig. You will find water.
You are correct in pointing out it’s as scientific as drug dogs thought.
Most of the world laughs at the US using lie detectors, but many forensic “sciences” are homeopathic anyway. I think the real value of fingerprints to prosecutors is that they tip people over into confessing.
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ACAB, ADAB
Drug dogs have been shown to respond to their master’s cues, not to the presence of any particular substance. As someone noted, they’re probably cause on four paws. Their use should be illegal.
Also cops should be illegal.
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Let me tell you about my mother…
I always say that when I fail a Turing test set by a Shibboleth bot.
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Yeah, I’m with the sickos on this one.
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Won’t somebody think about the shareholders of Big Prison. /s
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I’ve always thought that “Probable Cause,” was the greatest possible name for a police dog.
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Speaking of Big Prison, I went down a rabbit hole when researching the arguably corrupt supreme court justice who was seated in Thurgood Marshall’s place. Turns out Thurgood Jr is on the board of Big Prison. And for over twenty years now! Such a woke company, with Jr serving as a “member of CoreCivic’s Diversity, Equity and Inclusion Committee.”
Back to the topic at hand, I’m all for eliminating all k9 police units, for reasons obvious.
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(I honestly hate it whenever this gif is used, for the reasons stated above)
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Only because “Punisher” is so overused.
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Today I learned that the legacy of the Stasi is used to market a particular beed of dog
when what I really had in mind was this.
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I’m not surprised that STASI Kennel is based in Belarus, given that the entire country is a Soviet LARP.
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I mean, Duluth IS a port city…
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