Grand Ouroboros Party

She’s right. Not for the reasons she thinks she is, but she is absolutely right.

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Apparently his derogatory nickname on Parler now is “Cocaine Mitch.” Which is not only less clever wordplay than “Moscow Mitch” but also doesn’t make any sense to me because I would never associate that particular crook with a stimulant.

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Ugh. Imagine having that Laura looming over you.

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Hard pass.

There’s a reason he’s likened to a turtle, and it ain’t for speed.

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The Republican Party, discussing what to do about Trump:

HAL+Reading+Lips

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McConnell: Biden is the President-Elect.

MAGA: We literally have no idea what you’re trying to say.

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What a dick.

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Dinesh D’Souza

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Smells like gangrene.

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It Appears Georgia Republicans Are Eating Their Own Entrails

Not quite an ouroboros.

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When he started talking about proof and facts, he was getting so close…

“Dinesh, you gotta let the ‘neighbor robbed you’ thing go, man. Randy didn’t steal your glasses. They’re on you head!”

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itchy-belly

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Yes, please! Please split the conservative vote into two parties, basically guaranteeing no future majorities for either.

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I was thinking it would take more devastating losses across the whole party to trigger a schism, but I would love to be wrong. Functionally, losing the Georgia runoffs could do it, as the Trumpists and non-Trumpists start blaming each other while Dems save the country from COVID and recession.

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Does it really exist, though?

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Who knows. Better destroy the GOP either way just in case.

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That, right there, is the most succinct summing-up of the Republicans that I’ve seen. Words mean absolutely nothing to them. They believe in nothing other than accumulating power for themselves, damn all others.

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I like the sentiment but it ain’t over till Biden issues his first official decree and it’s obeyed. Trump is pulling out every stop to make as much trouble as he possibly can in the hope that one of these Hail Marys gets him what he wants. He won’t stop until he’s MADE to stop. Until that day, the nightmare continues. Hate to say it, because that motherfucker needs to go, or die already. Jayzus!

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