Gubernatorial candidate slogan is "Jesus Guns Babies"

That is my favorite scene in The Warrior and the Sorceress!

ETA - As @DreamboatSkanky points out in the reply I have conflated the movie I listed with the movie s/he names, which has the scene that would have made my post very clever. My factual batting average in this thread sucks!

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Love the tags on this post lol

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I 'm sure that slogan was too complicated for a significant number of Kansas Republicans to grasp.

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Jesus Guns Babies

If any slogan ever needed commas, it’s this one.

This is an Eats Shoots and Leaves scenario.

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Poor little Finster…

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Who would stop a bad baby with a gun besides Bugs Bunny or Jesus?

Gotta arm the babies 'cause this sounds like a job for the good baby with a gun!

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You mean loosers, duh.

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Imagine being offended by the idea that a pacifist carpenter would prefer a nail gun over an AR-15.

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Jesus Guns Bait Babies and Beer

Perpetual neon signage of ‘murica’s Main St.

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Corrected!

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Hell, I don’t know. Seems better than arguing about dog whistles.

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It is telling that guns comes before babies.

We’ll, maybe not.

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That is fucking hilarious.

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Keanu Reeves Reaction GIF

But of course, if Kansas wants her…

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Not even Putin would claim that Georgia is in Russia.

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I stand corrected - for some reason I thought it was a region within Russia…maybe because Stalin was Georgian. Thank you for the geography brushup!

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And Brezhnev was born in Ukraine.

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I read that as “Jesus guns babies”; like revving up a baby, ready for it to peeling out.

Jesus, “Hit it!”

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