Guns don't kill people, dogs with guns kill people

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Obviously this dog has had the proper training in potato safety:

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Cats would never use a gun. They would kill you slowly by either eroding your self worth until you give up on life, or through some parasite you got from their litter box.

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Cats would never use such a crude weapon…

Besides cats are too busy protecting their people from those mangy suck-ups.
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The only thing that can stop a bad dog with a gun is a good dog…

Who’s a good dog?

You’re such a good boy!

…with a gun.

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A man who tried to shoot seven puppies was shot himself when one of the dogs put its paw on the revolver’s trigger.

Somehow I missed this story originally. It’s like Kill Bill or something.

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Au contraire

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FTA:

Interestingly, I could only find one case of a cat shooting its owner, way back in 2005.

Cats are clearly better at wiping off their fingerprints.

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All of them. Why do you think we extincted the sabertooth? Those weren’t teeth, they were magazines. They were a double-barreled threat, the long-half-remembered terror of humanity that Robert Rodriguez made whole.

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Shifty staffy eyes. D’awwwwww. I love them.

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I like the coat. He’s the kind of doge who you take into the pup-wash, and when you come back demand a refund :laughing:

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Clearly these dogs didn’t get the necessary training to be responsible gun owners

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