Hal Solo in Carbonite Pop Tarts


#1

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#2

You’re dead to me.

The poptarts are cool though.


#3

“I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that.” HAL was acting solo.


#4

I’m eating one right now.


#5

Does it taste like an icing-coated smuggler?


#6

Watch out for Wookie hair.


#7

Extra protein always welcome in outer space!


#8

It tastes like vinyl and thirty dollars.


#9

“In the future, everyone will be frozen in carbonite for fifteen minutes.”
– Andy Starwarhol


#10

Clearly, the next step is to introduce further pastry-themed Star Wars vinyl gewgaws, culminating in the direct-to-video release of the Pastry Star Wars Movie.

It is inevitable. Princess Leia Cinnamon Buns. Candy Cane Lightsabers. Pumpernickel Vader. Dried Apple Emperor. There’s money to be made.


#11

So they aren’t actual shitty pastries, but vinyl representations of shitty pastries. I was hoping for real, actual, shitty, pastries.


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