This is the best story, pants down!
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Keep your shirt on, Canal Plus.
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Settle down joggers at red lights, settle down.
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No no no. This has already been ironed out. Although his punishment probably isnāt going to make him any softener.
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Just search for āSpace Pantsā on YouTube until you find a video of Peter Dinklage with a weird blonde wig.
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The offending judge was hoping for nothing short of a hung jury; instead, for the presiding judge, it was a cinch! The complainant was strung out on a wire, in his boxer shorts, for all the world to see! Poetic justice!
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Imagine, trying to soak a laundry for $65M! Such a large in crease over the cost of a pair of pants. But unless thereās some new wrinkle, it should all come out in the wash. A two-year probation shouldnāt mangle him and may even give him time to mend his naughty ways.
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It does seem like a bit of a stretch. Maybe he could split it down the middle.
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Thereās nothing that says only the poor and the powerless slide into dementia and madness. Iād be greatly surprised if his mental illness hasnāt savaged the lives of those near and dear to him as well.
But if its any comfort to you, there are very few people suffering severe mental illness that arenāt utterly miserable as well.
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Be careful who you try and take to the cleaners!
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With his case hanging by a thread, or, um, without a thread of, oh, never mindā¦
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OT! This thread is about pants, not shirts! 
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Space Pants!
and mosdef not about misandreeeee!
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At least he wonāt last two years before heās kept away from the system.
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