Headline fail: Alabama Republicans divided over 'sex clams'

They trick their superiors into going into a gay/fetish bar called the Blue Oyster.

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Perfect! I love it.

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Yes, yes, yes!!

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They’ll take my sex clam when they pry it from my cold, dead…Nevermind.

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I meant a possible joke behind the name. I was long aware of homosexuality when that movie came out, sending them to that bar was thus only mildly amusing to me, since (at the time) I didn’t have a good understanding that homosexuality was a big deal to many people.

From googling I found out that there “blue oyster” itself could be a joke, but the details are sketchy.

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I, for one, shun our new bivalvian underlings.

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Some kind of Blue Öyster Cult at work here

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In the Times Daily’s defense, the controversy over sex clams appears to be international and dates back to at least March. (It’s not in the headline here, but see the first sentence of copy.) http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/former-manager-care-home-struck-10091446

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Imma going to go out on a limb and speculate wildly that the consent of the clam is not required.

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CLAMS GOT LEGS!!!
[Yes, text-entry robot police, that is a complete sentence]

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You’re thinking of their experimental album with Pearl Jam.

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