Headline fail: Alabama Republicans divided over 'sex clams'


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/11/13/headline-fail-alabama-republi.html


#2

I’ve had sex clams, and Sir these are no sex clams.


#3

I’m not an Alabama Republican, but I am personally strongly in favor of sex clams.


#4

Come on, his hands are visible and the article author even found the clam picture, someone must be photoshopping the two as we speak.


#5

Is this the news from Mussel Shoals?


#6

Some republicans want to have sex with them and some don’t.


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#9

Pretty sure sex clams like to hang out here.


#10

in my to do list I have sex clamps …does that count


#11

I understand Judge Moore also has a bucket of nose clams fresh from the sea – sweet, delicious nose clams that are lookin’ for a home, if you follow me.

Also, I keep thinking people are talking about Rudy Ray Moore – is it just me on this one?


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#12

The Sex Clams are my favorite 1970s coastal New England punk band.


#13

That scene from Police Academy is literally how I learned about homosexuality. I didn’t know why it was funny and asked my parents to explain the joke.


#14

Is that where pearl necklaces come from?


#15

That they put “clams” instead of "claims in their headline amuses me some, that they put “sex” instead of “abuse” less so.


#16

Pretty sure Sex Clam was part of the B-52’s misguided collaboration with Soft Cell.


#17

No Family Guy references?https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/a/ac/Drunken_Clam.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20091126033853
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#19

Quick and dirty


#20

What is the joke?