So Heinz has decided to close the factory where they make good ketchup with liquid sugar instead of that high fructose corn syrup swill.
Are they gonna keep the big tomato in the town square?
They should raise it up in the air (or use the water tower), lure Warren Buffett under it, and drop it on him…by accident.
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