Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/06/28/hello-is-it-me-youre-loo.html
Call me maybe
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Today in Craigslist āMissed Connectionsā ā¦
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queue the delusional right wing who will rationalize every incompetent lurch by trump into a genius move of foreign relations.
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Maybe QAnon?
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Wtf why is he allowed to roam around g20? Why is he even invited? Heās working so hard to make america irrelevant as a global power.
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While heās not entirely wrong, heās also ignoring the fact that the border is separating two countries that are literally at war.
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I am sure Kim Jong was laughing himself silly!
Now he is thinking: āWhere can I go for vacation?ā
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asl???
(yes, Iām old)
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As a millenial, I completely understand that reference. I hope Iām not old. But I fear itās happening whether I like it or not.
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Incidentally, 45ās tweets make a lot more sense if you add LEL or olololooloooolll to the end of them. Try it!
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Tearoom Trade.
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You donāt bring meā¦flowersā¦anymore.
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Comic relief?
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Barbra Streisand? Isnāt there a better reference poignantly calling out to youā¦?
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Meh, I was a 70s kid.
Send In The Clowns is much better, but not quite on point. 
Subtext: This is a story of unrequited love between Kim and Trump.
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That loud noise you heard was the sound of thousands of intelligence officers at the CIA/NSA/etc banging their heads on the desk when Trump said he ādidnāt knowā where Kim Jong-un was.
Thereās hundreds of thousands of people and trillions of dollars of infrastructure dedicated to answer questions just like that. All heād have to do is ask.
(Plus, all heād have to do is ask me. When paranoid Kim travels, he only goes by his Bond-villain armored train and its always publicized when he does so. If he was out of the country, even I would know it.)
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DTF[ascism]?!??
But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in the clowns
Donāt bother theyāre here
Yeah, I grew up in the 70s and 80s as well, and my parents loved musicals.
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And the Twitter diplomacy becomes a PR coup as news outlets see who can suck their own dick the hardest.
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