Help Wanted: Admiral for Disney's Galactic Starcruiser

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/02/27/help-wanted-admiral-for-disne.html

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You beat me to it. :slight_smile:

I think this is the first time I’ve posted here after being a lurker for like 20 years. I saw my time to shine.

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Tough staffing decision. Admiral Motti would choke under that kind of pressure. Admiral Ackbar would dismiss the whole thing as a tourist trap. And Admiral Holdo would probably just run the whole place into the ground.

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I’m stunned; Disney already has the perfect candidate in their roster, Dr. Hans Reinhardt! A proven, independent leader who knows how to get the most out of staff in (or just on the event horizon of) a stressful environment.

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I’d go for Admiral Raddus. These days guests expect reliable WiFi service at all times, and that guy would do whatever it took to keep the data transmission going.

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“Our self control can’t repel buffets of that magnitude!”

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Going old school:
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Did somebody say “space cruise?”

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Green.
 

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Supergreen.

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