The usual junk, but at least five items that could be repurposed to spice up your sex life, not counting the toolbox and the tactical flashlight.
Poor people are laughing at this. Thank you.
No, not one.
Waiting for the tactical fleshlight.
Even my face is supposed to do fitness now?
Seriously, late stage capitalism’s ideas of reproduction can bite it!
Knurled aluminum with a strike bezel
Hope everyone remembers their safe word!
“Oh, you naughty Jeze-bezel, knurl before me!”
what are you, a communist? make that a first strike bezel!11
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