Here are 30 amazing items for under $30 that you'll actually use every day

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The usual junk, but at least five items that could be repurposed to spice up your sex life, not counting the toolbox and the tactical flashlight.

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Poor people are laughing at this. Thank you.

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No, not one.

Waiting for the tactical fleshlight. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Even my face is supposed to do fitness now?
Seriously, late stage capitalism’s ideas of reproduction can bite it!

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Knurled aluminum with a strike bezel :open_mouth:

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Hope everyone remembers their safe word!

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“Oh, you naughty Jeze-bezel, knurl before me!” :rofl: :face_with_symbols_over_mouth: :dizzy_face: :astonished: :exploding_head: :wink:

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what are you, a communist? make that a first strike bezel!11

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