Here’s what happens when gay guys see each other and straight people aren't around


#1

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#2

So, exactly what I expected. Got it.


#3

Did anyone else find it disturbing that the one guy left his jacket on the floor? Totally unrealistic. No gay man would do that. We’d carefully hang it on felt-lined wooden hangers (cedar, obviously).

Otherwise, pretty accurate. And now I want to go out for brunch.


#4

Come on, now. Straight people like brunch.


#5

only in the same way white guys like rap music


#6

Or how the other jacket was mysteriously dropped to the floor, magically back on, then was off again and picked up off the floor?


#7

Elevensies?


#8

Some where Corky St. Clair is looking down on the scene and smiling.


#9

I never knew it was historical guilt that made me love brunch so much. I always thought it was just the pastries.


#10

All I thought was “Hey, that dude forgot his coat”


#11

A toasted sandwich and a cuppa tea at a greasy spoon café. And a fight, or a long conversation about the new auto detailing that cost too much. Some light misogyny followed up with some scratching and/or picking of bodily areas followed by close inspection and smelling of fingers.

Did I miss anything?

Oh yeah, auto-detailing conversation will inexplicably evolve into a heated debate about some kind of sports-ball related technicality.


#12

Clearly you’ve never worked on a building site before. Brunch is standard, as is young, white labourers playing rap music on their phones.


#13

The Swiss guys that put up my timberframe played incessant pounding thrash-oompah. After a while you realize it’s actually less annoying than rap.


#14

Does it count as “brunch” if you were too hung over to eat breakfast until 11?


#15

Look at them queers all mencing around like pansys. HA HA HA.


#16

I’m not familiar with the type of thing I’m seeing.


#17

Mencing? Surely you mean mincing? And the plural of Pansy is spelled Pansies, which should be capitalized, being a proper noun.
Very poor work. Must try harder in future.


#18

As a gay man I will say this is quite accurate.


#19

Whew. Way too much work/effort. I got tired just watching that.

Sure glad that straight guys just have to scratch our balls and head butt each other when passing.


#20

What else are the Mimosas and Bloody Marys for?