Originally published at: Here's the emotional support plush man-bear you didn't know you needed | Boing Boing
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Everyone leave me alone! I am working on my new horror screenplay
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Ah, the comfort of being enfolded by those warm, leathery wings…sigh
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Wow, he really is bare, huh?
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That is the creepiest as fuck thing I’ve seen for a very long time.
@anon52120741 I do NOT want to watch that film when it gets made!
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Worst. Cryptid. Ever.
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Rupert? 
There you are, you naughty bear!
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Oh, if only that were it. Have you met people? Ew…
If it helps, the studio’s notes are pushing it away from horror and more towards a 90’s style erotic thriller
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Bear Sick Instinct.
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That expression is not half-asleep. It’s actively dying from shame over what comes next.
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I wonder if the folks who need a “man” around even if it’s just a stuffed animal would be disappointed to find out that it only stands at 5’7" and not a “full six feet”? 
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Eh. I think I’m past the point of making fun of people for whom this thing would meet some emotional need.
It’s deeply aesthetically weird, but so are a lot of things designed for emotional or physical support. And it carries less problematic gendered baggage than, say, a Real Doll or whatever.
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Is that really you? I mean, it might be a blue tick gone wrong…
(Still a ‘no’ re the film, thanks. Isn’t ‘erotic thriller’ tautologous? I mean, if it’s erotic and there’s no thrill, someone’s not doing it right, eh?)
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Dancing Bear: Home Edition.
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