Home security camera captures weird tiny humanoid creatures frolicking on the driveway

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That looks like a pair of skunks to me. They move like skunks, and their tails are up in the alert position.

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Gnomes. We have them around here. They are an invasive species. You need to spray for them regularly or they mess up the landscaping. Or poison bait. I don’t recommend humane traps since they will travel hundreds of miles to get back to their original territory once released unless hit by a car.

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I like how that ghost is able to add in a bit of photoshop editing around that stack of books before it tosses them – what a great way to cover your tracks!

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Could be Motie Miniatures. Better check that car for flight controls and an emergency parachute system.

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The footage is so blurry, for a second I thought it might be a couple Sasquatches.

Like. . . you know. . . baby Sasquatches.

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I love how no bit of paranormal footage was ever captured by a trained (or naturally gifted) cinematographer – or even someone with the barest competence with a video camera.

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I noticed the moving shadows/reflections on the top of the drawer unit before all the stuff got “thrown” off.

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It just seems that way because Sasquatch is naturally blurry.

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Assuming it was real (the image quality is… weird), I’d have said owls.

@Brainspore Yeah:

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Again. Very clever of the ghosts to cast doubt on this.

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Look, I’m of Irish heritage and I drink A LOT! I will impart knowledge now; these things are Aos Sí, They’re assholes AND they shit on your car and front porch. They also annoy cats, and my cat is easily annoyed, so I wish I could shoo them to the neighbors, but they are Portuguese, and it just won’t stick.

They did drive off the snakes in my yard though.

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These are clearly crows. Low light and camera artifacts make them look more upright than they really are.

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If they’re Watchmakers, have them upgrade your Mr. Coffee machine.

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Known Noams and unknown Gnomes

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His source tells him there are no naturally bipedal creatures in that part of Texas? Texas has no birds?

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