Horse breaks loose on Boeing 747, forces flight to turn around

[AverageLiberalSlatie]

Now, a horse is a horse, of course, of course, unless, of course, the horse is loose and agitated at thirty-one thousand feet.

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[smut_clyde]

@allenk

Icelandic (t)horses, once transported out of Iceland, may not return. They are protective of their tölters.

Something to do with a stable gait after the horse has fled.