Hot Mess Caucus: Trump endorses Boebert

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/03/03/hot-mess-caucus-trump-endorses-boebert.html

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Is it wrong to want him to pick her as veep?

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While struggling to come up with something relevant to say, I realized that I’m struggling because I’m sick and tired of these dangerous, trashy people, and I wish their fade into oblivion would start happening already.

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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Titus Burgess GIF by NETFLIX

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Wow. Said without a trace of awareness or irony.

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But also with a Lot Of Capital Letters!

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Once you factor out incumbents in safe Republican districts it becomes clear that getting a Trump endorsement isn’t exactly the prize he makes it out to be. The 2022 midterms turned out to be a pretty big disappointment in Trumpland.

https://www.politico.com/news/2022/11/09/trump-endorsed-candidates-2022-election-results

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The guy who bragged about groping women endorsed a woman who groped a man in public? Color me shocked.

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“Congresswoman Lauren Boebert is a Proven Conservative…”

Not that conservatism was great to begin with, but I guess this is a useful reminder that these people have only stolen its name…for a moment I had forgotten, but of course Trump would not have said it if it were true.

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I’m shocked, a little, that he has anything at all good to say about a woman who expresses some of her own sexual agency.

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I prefer to label them Regressives - not Conservatives.

The opposite of Progressive - the term they hate so much.

Pretty sure they’d also hate the label, however accurate, which I think is a good reason to keep it going.

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In bold?

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I don’t think they would understand why, beyond it being an insult.

I’ve seen them talk about the regressive left, although they don’t seem to be clear what the left is regressing to. The Republicans regressing to some time before 1865 is clear to everyone though, even themselves (although they think that is a good thing).

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Same. When I was young and just becoming aware of political divisions, I always thought it was weird that people would openly state they’re trying to maintain status quo (or, in reality, claw it back). It always seemed like standing in a river and trying to keep the water at bay, except the water is human rights and education.

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FTFY.

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Just insinuate to him that Boebert has been cozying up to Nikki Haley and his support for her should disintegrate like Trump University, Trump Steaks, Trump’s casinos, and most of Trump’s business ventures.

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“Congresswoman Lauren Boebert is a Proven Conservative and Effective Leader who delivers for Colorado, and our America First agenda,” Trump said in a post on the Truth Social platform. “She has led the fight to Impeach Joe Biden, Stop Illegal Immigration, Defend the Second Amendment, Protect our Wonderful Ranchers and Farmers, Support our Military and Veterans, Secure our Natural Resources to Pursue Energy Dominance, and Stand Up to the Radical Democrats who want to Destroy our Beautiful Country.”
“Congresswoman Lauren Boebert is a trusted America First Fighter, and has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Colorado’s 4th Congressional District!” he added.

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That’s the only kind of capital Trump can raise these days.

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. “She has led the fight to Impeach Joe Biden, Stop Illegal Immigration, Defend the Second Amendment, Protect our Wonderful Ranchers and Farmers, Support our Military and Veterans, Secure our Natural Resources to Pursue Energy Dominance, and Stand Up to the Radical Democrats who want to Destroy our Beautiful Country.”

He seems to have updated the boilerplate to include the current GOP talking points, but this appears to be every bit as carefully considered and personal as every other Trump endorsement.

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When one’s mind is going (or gone), all that’s left – if anything at all – are boilerplates.

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