The colonnade alone is enough to inflict psychic damage
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" The pictures do not tell the full story. "
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Are they sure that it’s really up for sale?
OGLAF 2 pages. (NSFW if you step off those two pages.)
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I feel like I shouldn’t admit this, but a setup a bit like this is kind of my dream house. Minus the truck loads of stolen “merchandise” of course. A nice regular looking house with a warehouse out back for projects and fun stuff is perfect.
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As I slowly meandered through the house and into the basement, the walls started closing in until I had to walk sideways to get through the stacks of boxes. Left. Right. Right. Left. I couldn’t find my way out. Seriously though was getting claustrophobic walking through there.
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Yeah you clean everything out and you have a huge work space
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I freaked a bit when I went into a small room full of stuff and upon turning around couldn’t find the door out. That was really immersive.
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Wow, the placement of the baptismal font / group shower by all the porn DVDs: *chef’s kiss*
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So that explains all those cat-pee-smelling second-hand media purchases.
After getting lost in that house, I need to lie down for a while with a towel over my head. Hopefully it’s not one I bought third-party…
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Me too. And given that the sale price is roughly what one would use as a downpayment for a 400 sf studio apartment around her, I would be delighted to have that much space.
Probably just hire a couple of garbage trucks to come and haul all that crap away, clean slate the whole thing. Rip out the carpets, rewire, repaint, re-everything and take the time to make it into an awesome space. No half measures.
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I spy with my little eye, History Channel’s Ancient Aliens DVD box set still in the shrink wrap in the living room! 
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I suck at this game. I got stuck in the dirty house and couldn’t figure out where to go from there 
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Happy cat and no rats are related.
R
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It would take about a man-year of labor to empty that place out.
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I can easily picture both our book and game libraries, my workspace, and dungeon space in that house! Yeah, I’d take it. I did send the listing to one of my sweeties and her group that are looking for a home. (They could finally leave some of the games set up without compromising the dining room table!)
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who is the patron saint of hoarders again?
“God doesn’t live here anymore… … and he didn’t pick up his crap, either”.
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It’s listed as $375k, but you basically get a $20 rebate once you sell all those DVDs.
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Are they taking donations? An unlocked back door perhaps? I’ve got an attic full of crap that needs a new home.
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