House fly wins vice presidential debate

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/10/08/house-fly-wins-vice-presidential-debate.html

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Hillary Clinton had a great response when asked about Kamala Harris’ debate performance: “She swatted away those lies with ease.”

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A pretty fly for a white guy?

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Is Pence just going to pretend this didn’t happen or will he, as any well-adjusted human might, attempt a witty comeback or gasp take a chance poking fun at himself? (doubt it)

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FLY: “I’ve got 24 hours to live, so I might as well use them to dominate the 24 hour news cycle.”

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Can y’all believe that fly landed in that W.A.S.P.’s nest?

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:notes: There ain’t no flies on us
There ain’t no flies on us
There may be flies on Republican guys
But there ain’t no flies on us. :notes:

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Just his master, whispering answers into his ear.

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Not trivializing the evil stupidity of these folks. Sometimes you just have to be absurd.
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If you enhance the photo:

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It has their own theme song.

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White hair? Exhausted body? Fly? Elric, is that you? ARIOCH!!!

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That fly was just searching for his friends, Flip and Flop. Was sure he’d find them around a GOP politician.

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While we’re on the subject of flies…

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I have to admit, I was thinking about Beelzebub in Good Omens, and how they wear a fly on their head.

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Once again:

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Only fitting that Mr Mike Hot-Pence is included here:

From that thread:

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Pence must have misheard the lyrics:

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