House fly wins vice presidential debate

Darkest of night
With the moon shining bright
There’s a set goin’ strong
Lotta things goin’ on
The man of the hour
Has an air of great power
The dudes have envied him for so long

Oh, Superfly
You’re gonna make your fortune by and by
But if you lose, don’t ask no questions why
The only game you know is Do or Die
Ah-ha-ha

Hard to understand
What a hell of a man
This cat of the slum
Had a mind, wasn’t dumb
But a weakness was shown
'Cause his hustle was wrong
His mind was his own
But the man lived alone

Oh, Superfly
You’re gonna make your fortune by and by
But if you lose, don’t ask no questions why
The only game you know is Do or Die
Ah-ha-ha

The game he plays he plays for keeps
Hustlin’ times and ghetto streets
Tryin’ ta get over
(That’s what he tryin’ to do, y’all)…

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Surely, Obama did it.

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I guess they just go for a certain type.

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[Off topic, but beelzebub translates from Canaanite to ‘lord of the flies’ - think 'ba’al, and the onomatopoetic zvuva in modern Israeli Hebrew. And the Avestan daeva Nasu per @Ratel above has a name that shares an Indo-European root with Old Norse Narval - our narwhal, of course - where ‘narr’ refers to a corpse, and describes the mottled coloration of the species. Here endeth the lesson.]

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Any comments from Isabella Rossellini yet?

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Well, you know that flies are attracted to shit right?

Is anyone surprised?

Also, this is the same guy that was pissed that Ms. Harris was insisting on a plexi barrier (because you know myth of white inherent cleanliness)… and he’s the guy that flies are attracted to. HA!

Or maybe she wanted it because you’ve been in close contact with the doucherag that’s tested positive, and is running around with no mask as much as possible to prove that he’s waaaay too strong to have COVID/pass it on?.. um… I don’t actually know what the thought process is TBH.

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Beat me to it.

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Heh.

I hereby return the compliment! yoink

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