House fly wins vice presidential debate

Did you see that the fly had enough screen time that it was SAG/AFTRA eligible so they gave it a card

Edit: Source

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Next step is to find someone to sponsor the nomination process to get that fly a star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame right next to Trump’s.

“Oh look, honey! They gave a star to that disgusting, shit-eating pest that took a liking to Mike Pence! And there’s also one for the fly!”

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Some people have no clue that over seas merchants pay super close attention to American social media?

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“Dems put the fly up to it” officially beats out “Dems are the reason anti-mask Republicans are the ones getting infected” as the dumbest conspiracy theory of the week.

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Trade you some Muppet Screams?

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To mind-fuck your religious right-wing Trumper relatives on social media:

"21 … I will send swarms of flies on you and your officials, on your people and into your houses. …
22 But on that day I will deal differently with the land of Goshen, where my people live; no swarms of flies will be there, so that you will know that I, the Lord, am in this land. 23 I will make a distinction between my people and your people. …’”

24 And the Lord did this. Dense swarms of flies poured into Pharaoh’s palace and into the houses of his officials; throughout Egypt the land was ruined by the flies."

  • Exodus 8, NIV
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Now that Sean Tejaratchi has taken his Liartown blog down, the Obvious Plant tumblr is my favorite source of amusing fakery.

(And Kermit with teeth is an unsettling image.)

Hey look! He already have Mike Pnence doll toy!

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