Houston's "inchworm bandits" create performance art while robbing restaurants on their bellies

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I think you mean Houston’s 2.54centimeterworm bandits.

Let's help Americans use metric!

It occurs to me that Americans have a weird habit of taking guesstimated and general measurements a little too exact when translating into metric. Which is kinda dumb. So let’s help them out, and give some general terms. I’ll start: Instead of “a few inches”, use “a few centimeters”. Dump “feet”, and instead use either “half a meter” or “a quarter of a meter”. Use the rounded kilometers, and don’t use decimal values when stating the miles; use yards instead. Example: he was about 30km away, o…