How did 500 pounds of pasta end up in the New Jersey woods?

Mmmmmm! Fifty lasagnas!
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Ravioli may be just what you need!! - just don’t freeze the can.

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I had some of that pre-made tortelloni the other day, and split one open to give Dulce my cat her pill by hiding it in the meat portion. The damn stuff looked like it was made out of modeling clay! :angry:

Dulce even turned her nose up at it.

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Years ago I fed my rats some Walmart sausage rolls.

Six rats, they only nibbled the pastry :grimacing:

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https://www.spaghettimonster.org/

Pastafarians rejoice as this miracle of manifested spaghetti offers many in New Jersey a chance to be Touched by His Noodly Appendage®–R’Amen!

ETA: grammar

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Who hasn’t had leftover pasta slabs for dinner? Pfft. Lightweight.

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