How do cats always land on their feet?

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Yep. Cats pretty much know how to apply Pavlovian training to their human servants. Little mind controlling fuzzballs.

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Here is my Feline Master:

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I seem to recall a fantasy novel where a wizard gave their cat opposable thumbs, and then learned the cat loves to play with matches.

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I prefer to skip the cat altogether and just butter both sides of the bread. Makes for a much more compact perpetual energy source, as long as you give it a good enough spin to start with.

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Their secret is even when times are tough they always put at least a little aside for a rainy day.

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Here is my furry little overlord

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Wait, doesn’t that make both sides attract the floor? Or did you butter the floor too?

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I don’t want to give too much away while the patent is pending, but the secret is in the spin, and that there’s no butter around the edges. :wink:

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Oh, that’s dangerous. Sometimes the doubly-buttered bread just hangs there in the air, and pulls the floorboards up to meet it. Expensive to fix.

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Oh, SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!

Dat belleh floof, I kin almost sees it!

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Here you go, sleeping kitty with extra belly fluff exposed. He is far more of a fan of under chin tickling than the belly rub.

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And a bonus fang! Thanks!

He reminds me of Isis, a kitten from my brother’s cat. <3 =^+^=

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hey @Lucy_Gothro and @Mangochin
we have a thread for that kind of porn

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And I know another Tobin. Just to let you know. Thanks!

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Khoshekh!

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How do cats always land on their feet?

This sounds like a question that would clearly benefit from an empirical, experimental approach.

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My last cat could do all three of those things. He was big enough to open the front door to get out and trained the neighbors to let him back in. Tomorrow is the 3rd anniversary of his death and I still miss him terribly.

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I had a couple of different wonder cats in the past. One was a master thief. I kid you not, she brought home a package of chicken legs, still completely wrapped and cold.

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More importantly has anyone performed the classic Fark experiment of putting lipstick on a cat’s butt hole to find out if it touches the kitchen counter directly or not.

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Seems as good a time as any to wonder out loud whether I’ll see a cat on a space station in my lifetime.

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