How the University of New Hampshire spun blowing a frugal librarian's donation on a stupid football scoreboard

[RickMycroft]

Penn State trustee "running out of sympathy" for "so-called" victims raped by the college's coach

Now as president of this fine college I’d like to announce we’ve reached our goal There’s money in the bank and we’ve doubled enrollment Since last year when we won the Banana Bowl So it gives me joy to announce new projects For the better education of all our youth Seventeen new sports and a Super Dome fieldhouse And a visitors’ athletic information booth We’re dropping our English and Science departments They didn’t do well in the latest poll Ninety-two percent of our enrollment Say…