Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/05/09/how-to-crack-open-an-apple-with-your-bare-hands-like-paul-rudd-video.html
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Sampson asks, is this supposed to impress dates?
Delilah says no, maybe…
Well a date is fruit, right? I’d think it would be more likely to scare the date.
I had some of THE best dates in Doha recently. OMG candy from heaven.
But could you break them in half with your bare hands?
Hmmm no, sticky, squishy, snd sweet fingers was the result.
Better with apples.
I do it to impress the fellas.
Said Eve with an evil laugh.
Though it’s entirely possible Bob was bluffing the entire time, and didn’t know he could do it until he was put on the spot.
Ah, the video won’t play for me, but I suspect they’re promoting “Living with Yourself.” I loved that show, and was almost as bummed when it got dumped as I was when the V reboot was canned. That was back when we were starting to see how cut-throat streaming shows were going to be.
This the thumbs in the stem part and twist method? Has worked for me.
For those not familiar with WILTY? you are about to have a wonderful discovery - Bob Mortimer is the absolute apogee of making any story sound implausible; but put Lee Mack on the spot with an impossible story - and magic happens:
Watch Bob (very first post above). Absolutely no twisting! Gripping only. “Gripping is ripping.”
Nobody does telephone books anymore. Wimps.
You just turned a key that unlocked a flood of memories of the Power Team ripping phone books in half to…prove Jesus was real somehow?
- steroid dudes tear phone book or break bricks
- Jesus is real
- profit???
They’d have destroyed a bunch of lame little apples!
Because of this thread, I cracked my apple in half today. Thanks, thread!
I did have to put my thumbs in the top to get it started, though. I’ll work on that.
This is a neat trick. I’d like a video on how to be declared Sexiest Man Alive like Paul Rudd next, please!