How to deactivate a cat, Part 2


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Flower DOES NOT COMPUTE


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The stuff memes are made of


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Does anybody know what language she’s singing in? I don’t recognize any of the words, but it sounds vaguely like Afrikaans to me.


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It’s definitely Russian.


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That’d explain it. Also, I think I’ve been listening to too much Die Antword. Now all upper sopranos are starting to sound like Yolandi to me…


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Man, this place is going to the dogs.


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But cats are a liquid!


They belong in jars, or 55 gallon drums if you have a lot of them.


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That’s Russian. The girl sings (in a really weird voice by the way) a 50s Soviet song “Lilies of the Valley”, which goes like, “Today you brought me not a bunch of fancy roses, not tulips, and not lilies… [but some lilies of the valley]”


Then she stops reciting the song and squeals, “But just some petuniaaaas!”


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You found her voice weird?


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