Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/03/15/how-to-keep-your-anus-thorough.html
…
13 Likes
Put a bird on it. 
14 Likes
I’m thoroughly abrading my anus right now!
15 Likes
30 Likes
Christ, what an asshole!
10 Likes
Fixed that for ya.
16 Likes
Toilet paper worth rioting for!
8 Likes
Thoroughly stolen and emailed to my family and friends; thanks!
8 Likes
Or indeed, just hop in the shower.
7 Likes
Little known fact: Rob is 1/25th wombat.
22 Likes
Those graphite rods would only be of use in a nuclear reactor if one was looking to recreate the Chernobyl disaster…
Switch to Molton boron (nobody does it like Molton Boron…) for breakfast perhaps? 
7 Likes
Nah, that would be cubes. Easier to stack!
12 Likes
Even better with a handheld shower head.
Pop a squat. Spray it down and get your hand in there to help make sure it gets squeaky clean.
No skid marks, no musty smells, no E Coli in your washing machine.
Laugh when people lament toilet paper shortages…
3 Likes
That’s the @beschizza I come to the forums for.
16 Likes
Where’s the emphasis on bidet’s now that there’s a TP shortage??
We’re going through PT very slowly as a direct result.
2 Likes
Am I the only one with wash cloths? I mean, I used to clean up cloth diapers and such too. As long as the water system doesnt go down, this really isn’t a problem for me.
That and like a 9pack lasts me MONTHS. Unless the kiddo comes to visit…
3 Likes
