How to skin a cat


#1

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#2

I have it on internet authority the most disgusting animal to taxidermy is a penguin.

You are welcome for that tidbit.


#3

Yes, but is this the only way to skin a cat?


#4

No, there’s more than one way. But you shouldn’t. Cats need their skin.


#5

Why would you want to skin them when there are many other useful things one can do…

e.g.


#6

Ah, classic Itchy & Scratchy.


#7

Why is that?


#8

Stinky, fishy fat everywhere.


#9

OH. Gawd. I can imagine. It would be like fish oil pill burps everywhere, wouldn’t it?


#10

That is what I’ve heard–why do I even know this?? :smiley:


#11

Well, HĂĽsker DĂĽ clearly lays out how you can do it - and turn a tidy profit at the same time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qii5us2lB4


#12

Personally I’d rather skin a penguin than an orca.


#13

Octopus, or orca?


#14

Based on size octopus.
But orca over giant squid.


#15

Orctopus?

(Why can’t we have both? At once?)


#16

The cats are going to leave with stories like this being posted…


#17

And then return. With a vengeance.


#18

Or perhaps armed with lasers?


#19

Given the affordability of several-watt diode laser modules, sounds plausible to me. :smiley:


#20

Well, hop to it. We need cats with lasers, stat! Have you seen the world out there lately?